voodoo girl and other stories

Iwi, eto talaga e. Ang ganda talaga. For the broken hearted out there (not necessarily you), heto si voodoo girl and other stories brought to you by the legendary artist and director Tim Burton. All hail.

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark and cry.

Yun talaga yun e. Hahaha. For more non-sense(pero nakakatawa pa rin): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightbulb_joke

bili... bat parang madilim sa inyo?

Not just for the neighborhood ho's

YOU MUST SEE THIS!!!
Kahit ka kung dial-up lang. DEFINITE laugh trip.

Ite-text ko sana kaso lowbatt

Strewn leaves and ravaged blossoms carpet the roads;
a brooding sky, immense, stalks me on my way to church.
A gentle gale rushes with me:
a promise of scattered beauty urging me on.

All the while, wishing you were here.

Hinde na talaga ako nagkekwento

Isang computer science joke:

A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"

Hinde na ko nakakapagwkento masyado sa buhay ko lately. Sobrang dami nangyayari pero disjoint yun sa totoong buhay ko; hinde maikwento dahil ala naman patutunguhan although grave all the same.

Pero ansaya lang, ang Mayo ang season of hearts - at oo, sinabi ko na to kanina. - kasi andami nangyayaring sa mga puso ng mga tao. Haha, me included. Haha.

At eto pa, mga napupulot sa automized quote system ng eZforge:

A dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven, Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.

Astig lang

just so we're clear: the web is a very strange place

Walang magawa sa trabaho? Eto'y para sayo (huwag malimutan mag-left click).

God rest ye CS students now, Let nothing you dismay.
The VAX is down and won't be up, Until the first of May.
The program that was due this morn, Won't be postponed, they say.

Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy, Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.

The bearings on the drum are gone, The disk is wobbling, too.
We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol Can't tell false from true.
And now we find that we can't get At Berkeley's 4.2.

Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy, Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.

Nakakapagod lang. Nood tayo sine, lapit na X-men 3 at si superman palipad-lipad na diyan sa tabi. Pero syempre, Da Vinci Code muna. Kahit na hinde ko talaga trip si Tom Hanks at titingnan ako ng masama ng mga pari sa amin.

Prey Tale ending at iba pang baduy pero maganda talaga pag tutuusin.

Kelangan. Kelangan ko lang talaga i-post ito. I'm such a sucker for plain but furiously evocative lines:

ang sarap mong sunugin.
sabay payakap naman habang nasusunog ka.

Wala akong masabi, besides the admonition na lumalabas na ang pagka-emo ko. Then again, true beauty has no concept of boundaries.

Kung ikaw ay nagbabasa nito at naka-DSL pataas kang connection, pumunta ka dito. Plug-in ba ito o buenas para sayo? Ewan.

cheer up!

Sinong hinde nalulungkot minsan? Lahat naman nabibisita ng takot at kaba, malas mo na lang din kung nag-overnight na rin sya at tinabihan ka pa sa pagtulog.

Para sa iyo, taong nabiktima ng mundong walang pakisama, alay ko si miss mcdonald

~mcdonald's food and beverage sold seperately~

anhirap rin maghabol

Nawalan na talaga ako ng pag-asa ma-upload yung mga pictures na 'backlog'. Haha, siguro dahil na rin sa andami ko rin ginagawa at laging tulog at unan ang naiisip ko instead of yung pag-upload at yung pictures nyo.

Pero antagal ko na hinde nagpopost at sayang ang quota kaya heto.

Totoo nga sinabi ni chie, ramdam na ramdam na talaga yung bigat ng work. Ok sana kung windows yung gamit mo at mag-program ka lang ng php. Ok pa yun kahit kelangan magdrawing ka ng ERD ng konti at magpaka-artistic para terno yung mga kulay ng site.

Pero iba na yung ibibigay sayo iMac na luma at mabagal at walang right click na naka Linux.

Hinde pa gumagana minsan.

Kusang install at kumponi ka ng lahat ng kelangan mo - postgresql, docmgr, openoffice at docmgr - buong maghapon. Hay. Sinong hinde mapapakain sa dami nang aasikasuhin.

Pero ayos lang naman. Kasi marami rin naman astig na mga bagay ang nangyayari: Reunion nung weekend, swimming every weekend, bagong libro tungkol sa punctuation (na comedy, ang galing nga e) and, best of all, hinde ko na masisilayan ang maalikabok na mga kalye ng Laguna Techno Park. Makabili nga ng award.

Mga pichuurs:
Nagbabasa ba kayo ng Calvin and Hobbes? Not for the weak-hearted.