Thursday, May 24, 2007

your first salary is a magical thing.

Tradition (supposedly) sez' to buy something special with your first paycheck: some lasting reminder of that transition from penniless to professional. Fearing for my juju, I went out of my way to visit Hobbes in GB3 hoping to score me some odd memento of my first paycheck.

A few steps past the strange pet-stuff Hobbes seems to have started selling, on the second shelf with his date ball cousins, there he rested: an old box faded by the countless hands of the curious. He was the last of his ebony brothers here, seemingly awaiting my purchase all along. I took that as a sign and promptly got my receipt.

Mr. 8-ball is open for business, 24-hours a day, 7 days a week (and yeah, we don't have locks installed). He's very much able to predict possibilities
and very much willing to make ya' flinch at the future.

The little bastard doesn't seem to like me much though. Once while discussing better code implementation with a colleague, I sought Mr. High-and-Mighty-8-Ball for affirmation: "Ganun nga yun! Tara, let's ask the magic 8 ball."

He bit the hands that fed (read: bought) him and swirled up his answer: "Outlook not so good."

Waw. Attitude problem and awkward phrasing. If he doesn't turn a new leaf soon, I predict myself writing about Mr. Tragic-8-Ball. All signs point to yes!

23 comments:

  1. Reply hazy.. Please try again..

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  2. bilybilybily said: oo tama si melay e, ibibigay mo daw lahat sa parents mo. or papainom ka. ganon talaga un e.
    buti na lang pala nilibre ko sila ng malupet nung mother's day! pero sa tingin ko yung inom na suggestion e mas galing sayo e, haha.

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  3. eeewi said: dani pa-arbor ng ate ball. haha oo ate tlga. kung ayaw mo na sa kanya akin nlng ah?????? bigyan nlng kita pera. hahahaha. ok ba un na deal? :D
    haha, okedoke! pero matagal pa siguro yun kasi partner in crime ko sya pag may exam ako ng TRUE/FALSE.at nde pa naman too late, pwede rin naman natin enjoyin ang n-th paycheck ko e so sige lang. ^_^

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  4. windracer said: Hmm, ang alam ko parang manlilibre ka ata sa family at friends.That's what happened to me. And to think I'm just freelance. <.<
    ubos ubos na nga e, hahahaha! pero nde ko pa kayo nalilibre, sine tayo!

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  5. nintendork said: i think the new tradition involves treating all your multiply contacts :)
    hahaha! sure! i think i've gone through half of 'em anyways.ehem... so here's hoping you haven't started working yet! >_<!--

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  6. fapri said: with my first paycheck, i paid off my credit card debt... nyahahahaha, whatta waste!
    orders from the parentals were not to touch credit cards until after at least 2 months, but i've been collecting brochures anyways... sorta been leaning towards citibank hopin' to score some of their rewards. blender, woot! coffee machine, woot!

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  7. driftrip said: actually the tradition i'm familiar with when it comes to first paychecks is you give the whole thing to your mother. hahaha.
    oh crap, onga no! i remember that commercial!but i guess it's sorta the same thing coz' i stopped asking mum for cash since that paycheck. although truly i got the better half of the deal ^_^ sorry mom!

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  8. oo tama si melay e, ibibigay mo daw lahat sa parents mo. or papainom ka. ganon talaga un e.

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  9. p.s. congrats sa first pay check! sori i wasn't there to enjoy it with you hahahaha..:p

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  10. dani pa-arbor ng ate ball. haha oo ate tlga. kung ayaw mo na sa kanya akin nlng ah?????? bigyan nlng kita pera. hahahaha. ok ba un na deal? :D

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  11. Hmm, ang alam ko parang manlilibre ka ata sa family at friends.That's what happened to me. And to think I'm just freelance. <.<!--

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  12. i think the new tradition involves treating all your multiply contacts :)

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  13. with my first paycheck, i paid off my credit card debt... nyahahahaha, whatta waste!

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  14. with my first paycheck, i paid off my credit card debt... nyahahahaha, whatta waste!

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  15. actually the tradition i'm familiar with when it comes to first paychecks is you give the whole thing to your mother. hahaha.

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  16. you've seen how credit cards been plaguing me lately. so trust me, you wouldn't want to get started with a single card with small credit line and someday you will thank me for it.

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  17. monicai said: you've seen how credit cards been plaguing me lately. so trust me, you wouldn't want to get started with a single card with small credit line and someday you will thank me for it.
    true.. true.. credit cards somehow get you.. uhmm.. addicted to shopping.. =D

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  18. siguro sinadya mo rin na matuto ko sa kakabantay ng mail mo, ano? how devious.pero yun na nga... takot na ko mag-credit card... although kung credit card mo, parang ayos lang ^_^

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  19. gelangenie said: at nde pa naman too late, pwede rin naman natin enjoyin ang n-th paycheck ko e so sige lang. ^_^
    orayt!! nth paycheck patay ka pagbalik ko! haha..ui aalis tayo ng malupet pagbalik ko a? :D

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  20. haha! pramis! mag eenjoy tayo in O( n! ) time

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  21. pucha naalala ko si sir baes so oh of n time mo haha yuck.

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