Which wish, witch?

So, nde nanaman ako makatulog.

bili!: i wish you sleep
dean!: i wish i sleep, too/
bili!: i wish you your wish
dean!: which wish, witch?
bili!: sinong witch? i will sampal you my broomstick

So, nababaliw nanaman ako dahil nde nga ako makatulog.

dean!: "stack and stoke your stick in stock, steak!"

So, nangaaway pa ko ng ibang puyat.

bili!: ur karma will be puyat
dean!: i know, forgive me buddha
bili!: im not fat biatch
dean!: i didn't mean you, beeyoch.
bili!: im just saying im not fat biyatch

Ansarap ng buhay, ano?