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Which wish, witch?

So, nde nanaman ako makatulog.

bili!: i wish you sleep
dean!: i wish i sleep, too/
bili!: i wish you your wish
dean!: which wish, witch?
bili!: sinong witch? i will sampal you my broomstick

So, nababaliw nanaman ako dahil nde nga ako makatulog.

dean!: "stack and stoke your stick in stock, steak!"

So, nangaaway pa ko ng ibang puyat.

bili!: ur karma will be puyat
dean!: i know, forgive me buddha
bili!: im not fat biatch
dean!: i didn't mean you, beeyoch.
bili!: im just saying im not fat biyatch

Ansarap ng buhay, ano?

stolen from someplace special

* Section 1: YOU YOU YOU! *
+ Known as: Dean, Din, Din^2, Dani (w/ an I, not an NY), Danilo, Didinskee, Moi^2
+ Lives in: a house luckily placed in paranaque
+ Birthday: the 15th of April in the year of 1985
+ School: University of the Philippines, Manila
+ Shoe size: 10 (i think... I never keep track)
+ Hair color: bleak black (with odd streaks of brown in the sunlight)
+ Eye color: plain ol' brown
+ hair Style: barber's cut(astrophe)

* Section 2 - Have you ever... *
+ Cheated on someone? nope
+ Been Cheated on? i hope not
+ Fallen off the bed?: we've got pretty big beds here so, nope
+ Broken someones heart?: i hope not
+ Had your heart broken?: oh crap, yes
+ Had a dream come true?: dejavu is one of my middle names
+ Done something you regret? why regret when you can forget?
+ Cheated on a test? haha, yes

* Section 3 - Currently *
+ Wearing? something a baller would wear
+ Listening to?: morning musume, if you recognize this... GUILTY!
+ Located?: in my room
+ Chatting with? nobody of course! it's 9 in the morning, geez!
+ Watching? what an awful waste of electricity it would be if I had an answer for this
+ Should REALLY be doing?: a long delayed, much lamented, thesis

* Section 4 - Do you... *
+ Brush your teeth?: course!
+ Have any piercings?: not yet ~giggle~
+ Drive?: theoretically
+ Drink?: Does warm beer taste like piss?
+ Smoke?: when the occasion demands

* Section 5 - The last person you... *
+ Hugged?: Mumzie
+ Kissed?: Mumzie (kinda boring answers, eh?)
+ IMed?: Mannix, about a certain shindig to be done on a saturday night
+ Talked on the phone: Allan, about certain rocks that were SUPPOSED to have dazzled me this morning
+ Yelled at?: meh? yell? well, there was this horror movie I saw last month...

* Section 6 - Personal *
+ What do you want to be when you finish college?: Accomplished and Employed
+ What has been the best day of your life?: today, nothing beats today
+ What comes first in your life?: promises
+ Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?: yep!
+ What do you usually think about before you go to bed?: I hope i fall asleep, I hope I... snore...
+ Did you lose someone you really loved?: not lost, more separated
+ How many times have you fallen in love?: well, I'm a sucker for good songs so, lotsa times
+ Love your family?: yeah, as much as I don't really show it
+ Love your friends?: I'd die for them. Then again, I think I have a death wish.

* Section 7 - Favorite *
+ Movie: Merlin and Romy and Michelle's, lotsa more actually
+ Song: Terminal
+ Store: Artwork, damn cheap!
+ Sport: up for a swim, taken by biking and begging for badminton. tekken in between, of course
+ Ice Cream Flavor: maro (italian and spanish for blackberry) gelati
+ Fruit: lychee
+ Candy: do m&m's count?
+ Day of the Week: TGIF!
+ Time: sleepy time
+ Color: caked blood underneath fingernails red

* Section 8 - Do you *
+ Like to give hugs? yeah!
+ Like to give kisses? yeah!
+ Like to walk in the rain? rain and me? we go WAY back.
+ Prefer black or blue pens?: I prefer lead actually, hence my awful handwriting
+ Like to travel?: who doesn't? I'mma wanderlustin', beb!
+ Sleep on your side, stomach or back? : my twisted bed covers are a testament to the inapplicability of this question
+ Have a goldfish?: not really a fan of aquariums
+ Ever have the falling dream?: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo... umph!
+ Have stuffed animals?: Well, it's either I do or a dragon, a panda and a poring are hanging out on my TV set right now.

* Section 9 - What do you think about... *
+ Smoking: To each, his own
+ Eating disorders: If I told you to eat more, it's a compliment (wth is wrong with this society?)
+ Summer: take me to the beaches, beb!
+ Tattoos: haha... damned image boards.
+ Piercings: as long as it's not my heart

* Section 10 - This or that *
+ Pierced nose or tongue? tongue, I'm not a show-off
+ Single or taken?: taken, in a floating disk full of little green men
+ Sugar or salt?: sugar!
+ Silver or gold?: silver is the new gold, daw
+ Chocolate or flowers?: shocklits!
+ Color or Black-and-white photos? color, black and white photos strike me as trying too hard to be artistic sometimes.
+ M&Ms or Skittles? m&ms. crispy.
+ Stay up late or sleep in?: why pick when you can do both!
+ Hot or cold?: Cold, the manly way to take a shower since the Ice Age
+ Mustard or ketchup?: it's actually an insult in some cultures to use condiments
+ Spring or Fall?: fall, take me to NYC, quick!
+ Happy or sad? : happy. could be happier though if you hand me that sandwich.
+ Wonder or amazement? wonder. it has the ring of awe as opposed to amazement which reeks of surprise.

Kapag inabutan ng umaga

Madilim na sa labas at ang tanging tinig na maririnig ay ang simoy ng hikab at hilik ng tulog na mga kapitbahay.

Nakabukas pa rin itong kompyuter ko at kami ay nagtititigan. Ako, naghahanap ng isa pang rason na magpapasantabi muli sa pagtulog. Siya, nagtataka kung bakit pinapagod ko siya uli ng ganito.

Pagkatapos ng mga email, sa pagsara ng mga kwento ng buhay ng iba, buksan natin lahat ng lumang kanta at baguhin ang umagang nagpapanggap na gabi.

Magkukunwari ako. Kakabahan na meron akong machine problem ipapasa next week. Pag-iisipan ko ang ubos nang load sa Ragnarok. Mananabik na ko mag-PE at kumain ng marami pagkatapos. Ibubulsa ko na yung pang-NewGen mamaya pagkatapos ng klase. Ilalabas na ang rubber shoes kong ipapares sa malaki kong pantalon at t-shirt.

Itutuloy ko ang nagdaan nang panahon, kahit na kung ang ngayon ay gayun din ang tamis.

Dahil lamang sa panaginip ko kagabi: naging tayo daw.

Doon sa panaginip, nandun ang ngayong hindi natuloy. Nandun yung mahahabang usapan nating nagtatakip sa totoong nararamdaman natin sa isa't isa. Nakita ko dun ang tawanan natin, at ang makahulugang nating mga sulyap pagkatapos. Sa pagakbay ko sayo, naramdaman kong wala na akong hahanapin pa.

Siguro gumaganti lang ako sa kapalaran. Bumabawi ako sa paglapastangan sa kapayapaan ng aking mga panaginip, sa pagpapatikim at pagbabawi.

Ngayong gabi, magkukunwari ako. Habang gising, iisipin ko iba rin ang mundo. Patas lang ang patas.